I didn't shave. On purpose
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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