And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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