sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
