I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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