So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
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