Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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