The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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