STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
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