He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I want to be your penis for a week.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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