Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
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