You surviving the open bar?
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Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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