Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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