So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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