Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
did you just send me my own nude
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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