The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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