i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Holy sore nipples Batman
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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