beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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