We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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