will power is for people who don't want to get laid
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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