What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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