Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
we should paint friendship bongs
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