im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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