Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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