how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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