If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
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