Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
Randomize
