I want to stick my p in your. b.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
