just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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