so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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