You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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