I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
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