I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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