You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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