We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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