have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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