I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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