he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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