this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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