idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
