1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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