Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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