Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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