so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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