just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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