ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
