Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
You took a bar mat shot.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Randomize
