Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
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