How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
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