There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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