Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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