I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
We got so high we made milksteak
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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